Have weird quirks? Accidentally shat yourself in public? Can't take off your shoes in front of company because of the smell? Crop dust your office on a regular basis?
You can tell us.
No one will ever know it was you, I swear. Just use the "anonymous" option when commenting.
Annnnddd, the more people who comment? The better. Some of these are going to be hilarious, I can feel it. So, gather up your blogger friends and have them post as well, and let the secrets begin.