My mom called me yesterday. This is what we talked about.
Mom: All the ladies at my work are pregnant.
Me: That's because it's fertility season.
Mom: I thought fertility season was during the winter because you have to snuggle to stay warm.
Me: You live in Minnesota. It's already colder there than anywhere else.
Me: (pause)...people in Hawaii must not have kids.
Mom: What do you mean?
Me: Well, it's always warm. They don't have a fertility season. They probably have their babies shipped in.
Mom: There was just a tsunami in Samoa...
Me: And it washed all the babies to Hawaii!
Mom: All the Hawaiians are standing on the beach picking our their babies on the waves.
(Fits of laughter)
I love my mother :)